Dueling columns: MSU/Michigan football reporters face-off

Wow… way to write an article with almost nothing to do with football, then get totally trashed by the opposing side’s article. Being the ‘little brother’ here, the other guy knew how to spell emulate before you knew how to read. Way to not even be bowl eligible this year too. Ouch, first time in what, like thirty-some years now? That hurts.

Dan F – “I got into Michigan and MSU and went to MSU because it is better?” and you’re calling that BS? Our supply chain, teaching, and packaging degrees (to name a few) are top in the nation.

and the “Big House” sucks. your stadium isn’t any bigger than ours, you just force your people to sit their butt cheeks at a 45 degree angle, therefore more people can fit.

Oh, the other thing I forgot to mention is that as an MSU alum, I am glad to not have Walmart fans with no affiliation wiht the univeristy talking smack on my behalf….U of M has these fans (who probably couldn’t get into a Applachian State or Toledo)…it sertainly is an interesting mixture of pompous trash!

I saw Dan Feldman on To Catch A Predator. I don’t like the way he says “little brother” all the time.

I already attacked this on the Michigan Daily site.

This is why I came to MSU instead of UM to pursue journalism!

If being the “big brother” means having to listen to childish stuff like this all the time, then I am proud to be the little brother. U of M has been crapping on MSU forever, even trying to keep them out of what is now the Big Ten conference for fear of a little in-state competition. That is where the lyrics to the fight song come from. You guys have always been jerks, and it appears will always be jerks.

Go Green!

U.S. News and World Report 2009 has MSU and Indiana ranked the same at 71st nationally

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/college/national-search/c_final_tier+1/page+3

I guess “big sister” avoided talking about football altogether because there’s no football to speak of in Ann Arbor this year.

We may be little brother in football, but in basketball, regardless of how it is regarded nationally, you know you care man…and to us, you are little bitches

Mr. Feldman clearly learned his shit-talking skills in U of M’s “How to be Gay” class. (Not kidding, in the English department)

“Let me know when you get the 75,000 people who attend your football games to go to a basketball game…”

We did that like five years ago. And we’re doing it again this year.

It’s sad knowing that people at U of M still believe they are THAT much better than us. Looking down at a school that has quality people who go into jobs to HELP others vs. a school that just graduates to make a ton of money is all too ironic.

Here is my retaliation:

Mark Dantonio is a tough, program changing coach, and because he wouldn’t call your player anything “worse” than short is because he is classy. Not an ### hole.

Chad Henne was a douche. After their win last year, he celebrated like they won the Rose Bowl yet, they claim they weren’t surprised.

Football is a favorite, but March Madness is the best. Can you remember the last time U of M made it into the NCAA Tourney?

Your greatest LOSS was Appalachian State. Oh, and now lets add Toledo.

Dantonio has been and will continue to do great things. It is an HONOR to have him listed has a soon to be Big time coach, cause he is bringing it here!

Our academics are some of the TOP in the nation. As mentioned below, teaching, Supply chain, packaging and growing. We accepted a record number of people this year because we give people a chance when you wont.

Oh, and calling us dumb. That’s really a great argument for being a little brother. At least we can work hard during the week and still have fun.

Our one loss doesn’t add up to the 5 big ones you have. The violence was childish. But you are no better.

Just because your girls are not as good looking doesn’t mean that you have to attack ours. And not everyone is blonde thank you.

So your mommy and dadddy pay for your frat so that you can give out free alcohol. We work hard to pay for our school. And we don’t mind giving up $5 to a friend in exchange for a great time.

Our fight song also used to talk about farming. “On the banks of the Red Cedar, There’s a school that’s known to all; Its specialty is farming,And those farmers play football…”

Our pyro-like hobbies are just part of the unity of our town. We can get past our pride and be one school. You can’t because not only do you think you are better than us, but better than everyone at your OWN school.

Your record is the worst in 23 years now. We can cheer on our football team because we see each game as a victory in itself for never losing by more than a touchdown.

300 is a great movie. You are upset because wolverines are ugly and don’t exist in Michigan anymore. Spartans, however, are still the historically the greatest warriors.

You seem so confident about your win on Saturday, yet you bring up all these STUPID arguements that have very little or NOTHING to do with football.

You are scared. You are rude, demeaning and arrogant.

Go Green. Go White. Go State.

I guess your current record is something all you whining babies would refer to as “a hoax.” Is that right…remember when you lost to a MAC team not too long ago; isn’t that something that the all mighty U of M is above? You’ve been outplayed and over rated…even the “Big Brother” falls down sometimes! Oh, and please stop using Braylon Edwards as one of your reasons to be better than Michigan State, he graduated…he no longer helps you, with your higher than average GPA’s I would have thought that’s something you would all be able to recognize. So Mr. Feldman I’m just going to say good luck tomorrow, I honestly mean that and maybe you’ll be able to stand on all of your ugly and awful accusations if you win. Either way if Michigan State wins or loses we’ll still have Spartan Pride radiating from STUDENTS and I’m sure you’ll come back with all of your witicisms next year around the same time. Congratulations:) Oh and P.S. I’m a female Spartan…and I’m a brunette!

Dan Feldman rhymes with douchebag…

I thought we emulated Michigan perfectly last Saturday, didn’t we? Am I mistaken? Doesn’t Michigan usually lose to Ohio St.?

You suck at writing because you fall back on a lazy repetitive shtick, “emulating” one of the greatest douche bags of all time, Mitch Albom.

Go suck a fat one. If I wanted to read your awful stories I’d go pick up the Daily.

When did the Daily start employing retarded donkeys for sports writers?

When the sororites started turning them away for upstaging the current members

Is this really what passes for journalism at UofM? That’s sad. Instead of trying to write an inciteful, well-thought out article, he just lists a string of insults, many of which have nothing to do with football. I understand that Dan, like most UofM students are terrified that they’re going to lose, as they should be, but trying to put up a tough front with all his trite little insults, well we all see right through it. So go ahead UofM, sit back and think that you’re special, just because all your uneducated Kmart fans tell you you are, we’re going to be over here, kicking your ass at football.

Also, trying to attack MSU girls’ appearances isn’t going to make your girlfriend any prettier. She’s ugly. Deal with it.

Go Green!

Phrases like:
“You’re the little brother because you’re too dumb to care.”
“You’re the little brother because you probably don’t know what emulate means.”
“You’re the little brother because your girls’ fake tans, sloppy blonde dye-jobs and low standards don’t mean they’re that hot.”
“and I know you have trouble reading”
only indicates you’re a lousy journalist and a pampas prick. I’d be willing to bet your parents had to make a sizable donation to get you into Michigan.
As for your comment about paying for a cup, just because your mommy and daddy pay for all of your beer doesn’t mean that’s the way it works for everyone else.
By the way, your boy Braylon is the same guy that wore a Penn State shirt during a nationally televised interview because he doesn’t support your new coach or your program anymore right?

Has anybody looked at his picture? He might want to look in the mirror before he starts attacking our girls’ attractiveness.

Way to analyze the game or write something relevant you tool.

Ah. I see UM’s magnificent, un-accredited journalism program is still producing fine young eggs like Danny-boy.

Nice to see they’re finally teaching the kids in Ann Arbor that many sentences do, in fact, start with capitalized letters and end with periods.

Dan, if your curriculum even teaches it (which I doubt it does), take my advice and prepare yourself for question marks and exclamation points. Those things will probably make your funny-looking head spin!

i got into MSU and UM and chose MSU cuz UM has a shitty campus full of arrogant pricks such as yourself.

now rather than writng one of the most classless articles i’ve every read on a news site about THE most classless statement ever spoken by THE cockiest prick in the world. why don’t we actually discuss football. something like your pathetic run defense or your inability to play all four quarters yet this season. oh right, i forgot, you clearly don’t know anything about football and this is your pathetic attempt to get your trash talking in before we obliterate you on saturday.

I just wanted to point out to Mr.Feldman that “Big Brother” Mike Hart was punk’d by the Baltimore Ravens and is out for the season after 5 games. Finishing the season with a whole 9 yards on 2 attempts. Karma?