'Top Model' contestant arrested for domestic abuse

Just when I thought “America’s Next Top Model” couldn’t get any better (past season winner Saleisha turned out to have already modeled for Tyra Banks in the past … drama!), season one loser Elyse Sewell gets arrested on Friday for domestic abuse.

For me, this is like Christmas all over again. First Britney Spears holds her kids hostage, and now the grotesquely skinny chick Sewell was arrested in Sacramento after she bit the crap out of her ex-boyfriend, Marty Crandall of The Shins.

I thought The Shins was a chill band? Sewell claims she “escaped the room through a blitzkrieg of violence.” I thought this was the chick who was ditching modeling to go to medical school? Why is she still prancing around with the “model” title?

The fight also was said to have started because “he made her carry his food.” Well gosh darn it, someone has got to feed the models …
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