Cougars on the prowl in E.L.

Beware. There are predators lurking throughout East Lansing.

They appear when you least expect it, in bold animal prints or fur, waving their sharpened claws in the air, hoping to score a fresh piece of meat for the night.

Their choice of hunting grounds: The East Lansing bar scene.

It’s startling to see these “cougars” in action. They stroll about, making eyes at their prey, licking their bloodred lips.

By now, you’ve probably figured out that I’m not talking about wild animals – I’m describing wild older women who think it’s cool to act like they are 21.

When home for spring break, I told my mom – who is in her late 40s – about these “cougars.” She couldn’t help but laugh. My mom said it’s important to have fun, but there comes a time when it’s not appropriate to do the things you did in your 20s.

With age should come the wisdom and desire to be around people who have similar life experiences, she said. Running around a college town is something that didn’t appeal to her.

And frankly, it’s a little disturbing to see someone who is approaching middle age try and fraternize with the men at MSU. I couldn’t picture my mom trying to pick up a guy my age, so what makes these women feel it’s OK?

Ladies, there is a time to cover it up and get with people your own age. And if you answer to “Mommy,” or, God forbid, “Grandma,” that time is now.