http://www.statenews.com Beware. There are predators lurking throughout East Lansing. en-us Foundry4 Sat, 17 May 2008 17:31:39 -0400 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:17:31 -0400 webmaster@statenews.com http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13173/view Ladies if your looking for fun please contact me – I love the older ones.. 248 701 5200 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13173/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13174/view You’re crazy. You should be tapping as much of these desperate cougars as possible. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:23:25 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13174/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13204/view Brian, let me know if you ever need a wingman on one of your cougar hunting excursions. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:16:03 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13204/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13234/view ...are you gay, or just stupid? Complaining about older women who want to take advantage of you for a night, and send you on your way the next morning with no strings? Yeah, I’d be so upset. Ever heard of Mrs. Robinson? I think they should change your column to “Panzy About Town”. Thanks, though, just more for the rest of us. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:34:59 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13234/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13283/view When I’m on the road; I bang all the cougars that I can get my grubby little hands on! They want it! They need it! And gosh darnit they deserve it! Start those tail waving in the hair girls! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:44:46 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13283/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13350/view I couldn’t agree more with all of you. Bring on the cougars!! As a seasoned cougar hunter I can tell you, that the hunt is much easier and they are much better/more experienced then their young cat counterparts. If you can get over the whole ‘gravity sucks when you age’ thing I think you’ll be pleasantly suprised. P.S….Kris Turner IS gay! My roomates friend knows him…... Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:16:39 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13350/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13372/view call me too! 248-434-5508 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:52:22 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13372/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13483/view This was by far the most entertaining short article I have ever read in the State News thanks to the comments. I have to agree with the rest you are just dumb for complaining. Recognize that a Cougar is not only seasoned in the ways of sex, but that if your smart hell you will get all your drinks bought and will probably get an offer to have some meals cooked or an outfit or two if you put the Whip Appeal on her right. You should take part in the hunt now before you are just old game to them son Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:02:25 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13483/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13508/view Kris Turner’s columns, week after week, are trite and ill-conceived. This newest one is no exception. State News, remove this fool’s ramblings from your website, he’s only bringing your already bottom-feeding credibility even lower. Also, anyone notice how the only way he can think about this subject is through his Mother? Reverse-Oedipus complex, maybe? Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:34:29 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13508/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13509/view how exactly is this any worse than the scores of gross, lecherous old men that every decent looking female who’s graduated from MSU has had to deal with?? i don’t hear them getting called out for acting pervy and looking desperate by hanging out at otherwise youthful bars. don’t you know that most women don’t hit their sexual peak until their mid to late 30s?? Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:34:33 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13509/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13699/view Yeah, this is pretty trite, Kris. Not to mention pretty misogynistic. Like Erin said, have you seen any of the random 30 year-old guys out at the bars trying to pick up the girls? You may have a future in writing trash for College Humor. Congrats! Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:02:05 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13699/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13733/view I hear tanfan’s wife is one of said cougars. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:59:26 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13733/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13735/view Good Heavens! Kris, while I completely agree that these foolish old hags need to simply act their age, might I also suggest that you stop wasting your time in these bordellos in the first place. Get out to a show or concert and get your mind intoxicated with culture instead of cheap booze. Both you and these wrinkled, sex starved ladies need to get a life! Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:23:09 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13735/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13760/view So you are saying you are gay?? Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:08:07 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13760/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13765/view Hey, Erin, you want to get naked and screw? That being said, I think Mr. Kris Turner likes dong. Cougars, in all of their wretched hideousness with too much fur, jewelry, perfume, and hairspray, certainly know how to toss a guy’s salad. Bring on the cougars, baby. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:55:56 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13765/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13814/view Heck Yea – Cougars Rock!! Ive got a couple cougers mounted on my wall – Let the Cougars Run WILD ! Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:00:20 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13814/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13849/view HA! they can hunt me all they want! Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:05:59 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/13849/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/14751/view HELLO MY NAME IS THE LANDSHARK AND COUGARS ARE WELCOME WEDNESDAY NIGHTS PROVIDED THEY DRESS FOR HOT SEX. See you all there! Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:16:45 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/14751/view http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/15289/view Can we get rid of this Kris guy because his column is full of BS (to be nice). Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:17:31 -0400 http://www.statenews.com/index.php/comment/15289/view