“Way to encourage underage drinking,” this is no laughing matter. Why, my dear old grandmother once passed away from underage drinking, and now you have the audacity to say that the problem can be solved by jail time. If my dear old grandmother had called 911 back in the day when she was o’ding on alcohol, perhaps she would not have passed away for the first time. I mean, she got better, but still the fear, aggravation, and pressure of dying almost did her in.

I believe the only reason she was able to survive her ordeal was the lack of blood in her system. You see, my grandmother has a medical disease where she only has about half the blood of a normal human being, and as such, she has been able to die three times, and survive a very nasty dog bite due to a dispute over ham.

Imagine it was your grandmother who almost died because she was afraid of being jailed for drinking underage.

“Way to encourage underage drinking,” you disgust me.